“I remember me and my brother would watch 'Beavis and Butthead' or 'Sou...” — Sean Evans Quote

“I remember me and my brother would watch 'Beavis and Butthead' or 'South Park,' but we'd be all secret about it because we didn't want our dad to know. And then before I know it, I'm in fourth grade and me, my brother, and my dad are watching 'South Park' together.”

“It doesn't matter how much game you think you have, no nightclub bartender wants to talk to you.”

“Not everyone's going to agree to eat chicken wings, that's obviously an enormous catch to our show, that's an enormous ask. It's not easy to get anyone to do your show, but on 'Hot Ones,' you have to eat scorching-hot chicken wings. So it's always going to be a challenge to book, in my opinion, no matter how popular it is in the zeitgeist.”

“I loved teaching. I used to teach fourth grade.”

“I never was a great sports player. In fact, in fourth grade, I had the second to the worst softball throw.”

“I'm not here to be ranked third, fourth or fifth.”