“I love, love, love the street-cart food. Gyros are like a meat-flavore...” — Kumail Nanjiani Quote

“I love, love, love the street-cart food. Gyros are like a meat-flavored fruit roll-up. A meat roll-up.”

“It happens to people. People ruin things they love! I'm sure the guy who played Jar Jar Binks loved 'Star Wars.'”

“I started doing standup because of Hugh Grant's best-man speech in 'Four Weddings,' which is basically a standup routine.”

“I start my day with granola, fresh fruit, and skim milk and end it with something healthy that also comes from my own kitchen.”

“Superior virtue must be the fruit of superior intelligence.”

“I snack on fruit and nuts. In the middle of my long workouts, I'll have a protein shake.”