“I want my funeral to be uncomfortably quiet.” — Sara Pascoe Quote

“I want my funeral to be uncomfortably quiet.”

“I'm proud that I can do that material in a club gig where a lot of people think Page 3's a bit of fun and you're the feminist with the problem. It's always funnier to say: this is my opinion, look how we disagree.”

“Since I was really small, my mum says I wouldn't talk at breakfast because I would just read the back of the cereal packet.”

“A man is known by his works. That I have heard at many a funeral.”

“I've laughed hysterically, just trying to hold it in, at every funeral I've been to, because everyone's so serious. And there are a lot of people speaking publicly, which makes you understand why it's people's number one fear - because everyone shouldn't do it.”

“I really want Americans, and all of us, to be less afraid of death, and know that it's a passage, but that - don't go to the funeral before the day of the funeral.”