“They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes...” — Garrison Keillor Quote

“They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.”

“A book is a gift you can open again and again.”

“Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.”

“Almost any poll of regular churchgoers will reveal that their favorite book in the New Testament is the Gospel of John. It is the book that is most often used at Christian funerals.”

“If you don't go to other men's funerals, they won't go to yours.”

“We don't do funerals in my family.”