“My real life is funnier than anything on TV.” — Roseanne Barr Quote

“My real life is funnier than anything on TV.”

“The real truth is, I just want to keep the voice of dissent alive in all of our elections. I don't really want to hang out with politicians.”

“You kind of restructure your whole personality to be in a healthy relationship.”

“There's nothing funnier than a giant, grown man rollerblading.”

“It's funny because from the time I was a kid, I knew what I was going to do. What's even funnier is that my dad and my grandfather didn't want me to work at the pawn shop, but I was deadset on it.”

“The more I become comfortable in my own skin, I think the funnier I become.”