“I think my siblings are funnier than me.” — Megan Stalter Quote

I think my siblings are funnier than me.

We grew up in Huber Heights. We lived in Centerville.

I love people and always want to help people.

I love a glam moment! I love Cher! I love a Las Vegas lady! I love the glamour and glitz of it all.

I think that's when you get into trouble when a shop or like a big department store does a ton of Pride stuff that makes you think, 'But, you haven't really said anything about gay people this whole year.' I want representation, and I want to brands do this, but also I think the way to do it is not just when June comes around.

There is no 'magic water' that you can rub on a script to make the jokes funnier.

I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey, don't you?

I'm a bit of a perfectionist, I think, so I always think 'Oh, I could have done that better. If only I'd slept better! I'm sure I can be funnier than this! I'm sure this could be funnier!' I'm always thinking that!

There's always going to be someone as funny as you or funnier.

Comedy clubs sharpen a comic, they're like the gym for us, making us stronger, faster, funnier. Without them every comedy show would feel like a monologue.