“My dad is a really funny guy, and we would make jokes about my leukemi...” — Vanessa Bayer Quote

“My dad is a really funny guy, and we would make jokes about my leukemia. When my friends would come over, we would joke about it, too.”

“My fridge is usually pretty empty. If I can get it together to order FreshDirect, I will have some fruit and yogurt in the fridge. But there isn't a ton of stuff you would cook with.”

“The town I grew up in was at least fifty percent Jewish, so every weekend in the 7th grade, we went to Bar and Bat Mitzvahs.”

“Salman has a great sense of humour. His improvisation is very good. His show '10 Ka Dum' on Sony TV is hilarious. He is a very funny guy.”

“I think I'm a funny guy.”

“I'm an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy - at least I think I'm funny. And one of the things I like to do is come up with nicknames for myself.”