“My fridge is usually pretty empty. If I can get it together to order F...” — Vanessa Bayer Quote

“My fridge is usually pretty empty. If I can get it together to order FreshDirect, I will have some fruit and yogurt in the fridge. But there isn't a ton of stuff you would cook with.”

“The longer you're on a show like 'SNL,' the less frequent the Google alerts become.”

“I can stay up watching TV so late.”

“When the dark days come, many wonderful moments, those will all seem dead and empty to you. It will take practice and even hard work to find the joy sometimes.”

“I think it was when I ran into Kerouac and Burroughs - when I was 17 - that I realized I was talking through an empty skull... I wasn't thinking my own thoughts or saying my own thoughts.”

“I'm sad when I see San Siro with empty stands.”