“I am the shortest and least funny person in my family.” — Heather Donahue Quote

“I am the shortest and least funny person in my family.”

“If we had been less reliant on technology and the security that we enjoy in being divorced from what we used to know, maybe things would have turned out differently.”

“I'm trying to drink more water.”

“I was always a funny person. I thought I would play some good ball, and the Harlem Globetrotters would see me, and that would be it - fame.”

“I'm not a funny person.”

“Fans, when they see me, they're like, 'Rah, he's a real funny person,' but everyone who grew up with me is like, 'Rah, that's Fat Tyrone.'”