“Everyone who has ever met me for at least five minutes knows I'm a rea...” — Simone Elkeles Quote

“Everyone who has ever met me for at least five minutes knows I'm a really funny person. I love to laugh and to make people laugh, so writing comedy comes naturally to me.”

“Sometimes you have to steer away from the crowd in order to be a better person. It's not always easy, that's for sure. But it's right. And sometimes doing the right thing feels good, even if it does end up in a trip to the principal's office.”

“I was always a funny person. I thought I would play some good ball, and the Harlem Globetrotters would see me, and that would be it - fame.”

“I never thought of myself as like, a funny person.”

“I don't think I'm a funny person in general. I have had to learn comedy.”