“My father was always telling himself no one was perfect, not even my m...” — Broderick Crawford Quote

My father was always telling himself no one was perfect, not even my mother.

So don't applaud. Just send me the check.

I want to make someone walk straight, but I've left my sons nothing but wars.

I'm too young for Medicare and too old for broads to care.

I only go to mass when somebody asks me, but when I get in trouble I call for a priest.

My life was always different growing up. I mean, even before the show, my dad was who he is. He's an Olympic athlete. And we were going to premieres, like 'Finding Nemo' premieres, and we would be little kids, like, before the show, walking down the red carpet.

When I was 18, I thought my father was pretty dumb. After a while when I got to be 21, I was amazed to find out how much he'd learned in three years.

My dad always said, 'Don't worry what people think, because you can't change it.'

I hate being clean-shaven. My daughter gets very upset if I shave and says, 'Bring back the spikes, Dad.'

I guess I figured out my dad was a fight coordinator pretty early, because I always saw him running into walls and stuff and nobody got mad at him, but it took me a lot longer to figure out what Mom did, because it was usually stuff on the telephone.