“Having a Hummer is stupid. It's stupid to waste that much gas. It's st...” — Penn Jillette Quote

Having a Hummer is stupid. It's stupid to waste that much gas. It's stupid to waste that much money on gas. It's stupid to parade your insecurities on public roads. Hummers are stupid-looking.

You have in Vegas the most heterogeneous audience you're gonna get anywhere in the country. In Boston, Chicago, Miami, you know who goes to the theater. In Vegas, you have people who only see one theater show a year, and it's in Vegas.

If you want to talk about magic, the stuff that blows me away is the stuff that's done close up.

Barack Obama is way smarter than Bush - so way, way smarter than me. Obama is way more charismatic than me.

I would love to play a straight, backwoods gas station attendant. I feel like my teeth are right for that kind of part.

Natural gas is the future. It is here.

Look at a map of the world: the countries which do not trade much, or which trade only in oil and gas, tend to be in regions which suffer the most social and political instability.

Water is our most precious resource, but we waste it, just as we waste other resources, including oil and gas.

There is an incredible renewable energy resource off both coasts of this country - wind and tidal energy that can power our economy, create good paying jobs and reduce greenhouse gas pollution.