“Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.” — Wendy Liebman Quote

Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.

I think it's never too late to start anything, except maybe being a ballerina.

I would love to do a sitcom. I see myself as an older woman, getting married, and her stepchildren, who are in their twenties, move back home.

A couple of weeks ago, I did karaoke and got nervous in a way I hadn't gotten nervous in 25 years. I'm so used to getting on stage in front of strangers to tell jokes, but singing is a whole different animal.

The audience loves when the comedian talks to them. You're creating inside jokes, which creates a community.

My very close friend, Aisha Ahmed... everyone is convinced that I am dating her.

You know, I had my mother and my father convincing me that he would be going back to Hollywood and he'd be back with the actresses and dating them and that he wasn't serious about me at all. So I had him saying one thing to me and my parents telling me something else.

The thing that I think that has gotten much harder is that it used to be that this dating market or the marriage market used to be local. It would be about the garden parties or a town. But then what you realize is, well, in 2025, the marriage market or the dating market is not on our phones on social media and, of course, in all the dating apps.

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.