“My personality has gotten me some really good job interviews in New Yo...” — Bert Kreischer Quote

“My personality has gotten me some really good job interviews in New York.”

“Don't hole up in your apartment and just write jokes, be a real human being and develop your own voice. Then you will be undeniable.”

“I run into guys all the time that say, 'Me and my three buddies started fat shaming each other and we collectively lost 130 pounds.'”

“I know there's a CSI game. I've never seen it, though, so I'm not really sure. I hope it's interesting. I hope that they've done a good job making it, but because I've never seen it, the jury is still out on whether it's interesting or not. But it is funny to imagine that it's been turned into a game.”

“I can't change my ministers. They are all doing a good job.”

“I hope I can live up to the faith that has been put in me to do a good job.”