“I put my parents through mini hell with my laziness and poor grades, s...” — Kayvan Novak Quote

“I put my parents through mini hell with my laziness and poor grades, so I love making them laugh when they see me on television. When I work, I'm always thinking, 'Would my mother find this funny?' The belly-laugh jokes will hit her every time.”

“My dad was quite political in the Seventies. He has a definite opinion about politics and things going on in the world.”

“I don't worry about offending people - I think most people are a lot more robust than some other people give them credit for.”

“I was told that I had to give grades to the students, which I wasn't particularly interested in doing.”

“I could have been a Rhodes Scholar, except for my grades.”

“Both my girls have always made great grades in school.”