“Nobody wants to hear that you met Harry Truman... I met Harry Truman.....” — Joan Rivers Quote

“Nobody wants to hear that you met Harry Truman... I met Harry Truman... But you know what I mean? Nobody's interested. They want to know you met Rihanna. And that kills me.”

“As comedians, we are all laughing because life is so horrible. Life is so difficult, and I cope with it by making jokes about absolutely everything.”

“All my friends are dying. That's why I always wear black.”

“Harry Kane is one of the best strikers in the world.”

“Harry Patch didn't get enough recognition. Jerry Garcia got too much.”

“Every Tom, Dick and Harry is making records. They have one hit and are gone forever.”