“I hate getting ill, it irritates me so I try to stay reasonably health...” — Bill Bailey Quote

I hate getting ill, it irritates me so I try to stay reasonably healthy.

I don't think any comic could say there isn't a bit of them that doesn't want to show off.

Twenty-two years I've been doing this comedy lark, so it's been like a meteoric rise to fame... if the meteor was being dragged by an arthritic donkey across a ploughed field, in northern Poland.

All kinds of things have gone into my shows - cajun and rock bands, Bollywood, Kraftwerk tributes, effects and so on. As long as it services the comedy, everything is up for grabs.

London is a great place to be over Christmas.

Politics is not a healthy lifestyle.

There isn't just one way to get healthy and sober and to stop using.

We owe it to ourselves to keep healthy this marvelous world we've been given.

I take a lot of pride in being healthy.

I can't say, 'I eat whatever I want when I want,' but I have come up with some great treats for myself that are healthy and satisfying.