“I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the n...” — Mae West Quote

“I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.”

“A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.”

“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”

“I'm on this diet where you're supposed to eat only fish and meat.”

“I returned from my last L.A. visit to find myself tipping the scales like Homer Simpson when he tries to gain enough weight to qualify as disabled to be allowed to work from home. All I was missing was his kaftan and Fat Guy Hat. So, I decided it was time to diet.”

“A gluten-free diet still allows you access to almost every fruit and vegetable, a variety of grains and legumes, your pick of dairy products, fresh meats and fish and a whole slew of special gluten-free delights to satisfy your pretzel-bagel-muffin-doughnut craving.”