“I know what I have to do if I want to lose weight and stay healthy: ea...” — John Candy Quote

“I know what I have to do if I want to lose weight and stay healthy: eat a proper diet and exercise. All I've got to do is apply it.”

“I did the 'Tonight Show' once, and I choked up. I get intimidated.”

“I don't watch my movies. I just get too critical of myself.”

“I love healthy stuff and junk an equal amount. Whatever I'm craving, I go for it. I'm never trying to lose weight - or gain it. I'm just being.”

“I am a big-structured guy, and so I always felt my weight was justified until I chanced upon Cavemen's diet.”

“My wife is a very attractive woman, and she's always worried about her diet. But she doesn't pay attention to me, and I don't pay attention to her. She's a vegetarian, and it drives me crazy.”