“I was hired to do this one great script called 'Cap'n Ricky' and that ...” — David Wain Quote

“I was hired to do this one great script called 'Cap'n Ricky' and that project is up in the air at the moment.”

“Wet Hot American Summer so far is a financial disappointment and money was lost on it. But perhaps it will find its audience in video, cable, etc, maybe over the course of years.”

“Obviously Mad TV, SNL are one kind of show, whereas The State belongs to the kind of show that is entirely conceived written and performed by a set group that existed before the TV show.”

“The officials have a tough job to do. But that's what they're hired to do and that's what they spend all their time doing.”

“Waiting to be hired, as an actor, especially, is soul-destroying... There is always something you can do... Create something, a play reading... Anything. But don't rely on other people to come to you. Put yourself out there.”

“It's a slow process, getting hired by WWE. First, you get noticed; you're on their radar. Then you come for a tryout. Then you wait to hear back. There's the physical. It's a very long process.”