“I think Helen of Troy must have been pretty hot. She got two countries...” — Colin Quinn Quote

“I think Helen of Troy must have been pretty hot. She got two countries going crazy for 10 years over her.”

“I would say most comedians have a very cynical worldview of the way the world can work. It's almost like if you didn't, you couldn't be a comedian.”

“I get the impression the English kings were witty, for some reason. I feel like all you had was your wit.”

“I love suits, but onstage it's too hot. So, I like a nice T-shirt!”

“Summer nearly does me in every year. It's too hot and the light is unforgiving and the days go on way too long.”

“When you get into Louisiana, it really is like a different country in a lot of ways. The plants you see are a little different, like the weeping willows and the cypress trees that come up out of the bayou. And it's steamy hot.”