“Every culture loves scatological humour. That's always a favourite.” — Alex D. Linz Quote

Every culture loves scatological humour. That's always a favourite.

I like to read and write and take pictures and bike.

Home Alone was a lot and a lot and a lot of standing and sitting and walking and running and it was physically demanding but in this, I'm doing back flips and riding ostriches. It's physically demanding in a new way, so it's fun.

I would like to see us find Osama Bin Laden, but let's say we did capture him. Let's say we did kill him. How much good would that do? There's still thousands of people behind him. It's this huge thing.

Well, I don't know. Home Alone, I was a lot younger and I was in every shot and it was a lot colder, so Home Alone was physically demanding but more like being able to stand for a long time.

I like someone with a really good and dark sense of humour.

I don't want to sound facetious, but humour is the key to the soul. You know what I mean?

The Internet is a global lavatory wall, a Rabelaisian mixture of truth, lies, insanity and humour.

People will be surprised to learn that I've got a sense of humour.

'Downton' is one of the best jobs in the world, and I'm looking forward to the next series for Maggie Smith's wicked sense of humour.