“I'm a cultural Jew, I was raised with it, so I'm still into it, like g...” — Ari Shaffir Quote

I'm a cultural Jew, I was raised with it, so I'm still into it, like gefilte fish with kugel.

When Joe Rogan started his podcasts he'd have me, Joe Diaz, and all our friends help him for the first few. And I told him 'Dude, no one will listen to audio that's over an hour long. You've got to end it at 59:59 or less.' And I was way wrong.

I got an award for Most Improved Player for volleyball in tenth grade that I cared about a lot.

No astronauts look like George Clooney.

Very rarely are you going to see a story about a comic winning a fight. Yeah we're all degenerates in some way and we're all awful people, so we just show our weaknesses.

It's tough being a Jew.

I never heard about tefillin. I was unfamiliar with the deep history and ritual of being an Orthodox Jew. Before you get out of bed, you say a prayer, and then you get out of bed, say another one.

I personally would not talk to a Jew for Jesus.

Leonard Cohen kept his Jew name. He's so cool. It's too bad he died.

I'm a Jew.