“When someone pitches a joke for a character that is just perfect, and ...” — Michael Schur Quote

“When someone pitches a joke for a character that is just perfect, and you can imagine that actor reading that line at your table read or on the set, it's like the sound of a snap snapping into place.”

“As a viewer of TV shows, I always like shows more when I just feel like the people in charge have a plan. You can just tell sometimes, 'Oh, there's a plan there. They have an idea for how this is going to unfold.'”

“People think of taxes as money just being robbed from you. They don't consider the benefits of paying taxes. The benefits that they get and also the benefit of just being a part of a large group of people: a town, or a city, or a country, or a society that allegedly should stand together and all try to help each other.”

“I do like a joke too, in my own way, but I'm someone who likes to work away in peace.”

“I always joke that a makeup-free day is good for the pores.”

“Sometimes it's hard to tell if a joke is working or not for the first couple of minutes.”