“Nobody can write better jokes putting me down than me.” — Garry Shandling Quote

Nobody can write better jokes putting me down than me.

You know it's funny that none of the regular late-night shows now use guest hosts the way Johnny did. No one talks about it much, but it's curious that they don't do it. They would each have to be asked the reason why they don't.

Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders.

The only way I would go back to hosting would be if it were something entirely new. It would prevent me from wanting to host a standard-fare kind of talk show.

Everyone at a party is uncomfortable. Knowing that makes me more comfortable.

I'm kind of a nerd. A square. And I'm terrible at telling jokes. I always forget the punch line.

I definitely script things out. I definitely write things down and try to write jokes. Often, they're terrible. I often write terrible, terrible jokes.

On the set I make jokes I can't get too involved, or it turns into sentimental soup. I try to keep it light.

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously.

My wife jokes that any time I want to take a picture of her, it has nothing to do with her - it's just because the light is really nice. She's usually right. I definitely am somebody who notices the way the light skips off the floor.