“I don't like the pressure to try to tell the best jokes. I'm not good ...” — Will Forte Quote

“I don't like the pressure to try to tell the best jokes. I'm not good at jokes.”

“I can let people take advantage of me at times.”

“I cannot pull off a mustache. It's like threading a needle, because most of the time, I'll look like a complete idiot.”

“I love to write jokes and that's all I think about.”

“There's a theory with comedy that you shouldn't do anything that's too topical in your specials because people won't be able to watch them in five years. But I look at Trump in the same way I look at Mr. T. I can watch comedy jokes about Mr. T in the '80s and still understand what they're talking about.”

“Steven Wright can do Steven Wright very well. Not everyone can do Steven Wright's jokes with the same results.”