“Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.” — Joan Rivers Quote

“Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.”

“I just love acting.”

“I would not want to live if I could not perform. It's in my will. I am not to be revived unless I can do an hour of stand-up.”

“You can't have a healthy civilization without healthy soil. You can't have junk food and have healthy people.”

“Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.”

“Whether it is Obamacare, the stimulus, Wall Street bailouts, the food safety bill - on vote after vote, Bill Nelson has chosen to side with Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, and President Obama over the people of Florida.”