“You can find my book at your favorite bookstore, and if it isn't there...” — Joan Rivers Quote

“You can find my book at your favorite bookstore, and if it isn't there, find a new favorite.”

“I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.”

“I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.”

“I'm an inveterate bookstore wanderer. I read constantly, so I love a good bookstore. I can't help it.”

“I myself don't know what makes my books work. I enter a bookstore and I'm frankly overwhelmed by the number of books in most of them, and I know people are buying mine.”

“When I go out shopping and pass a bookstore, I always grab a couple of cookbooks, so I have a library of them. I end up keeping many that I got years and years ago because they work so well.”