“Why do our bodies crave chips and croissants and stuff? Why is it that...” — Paul Whitehouse Quote

“Why do our bodies crave chips and croissants and stuff? Why is it that those food stuffs that are so bad are the ones that are so delicious.”

“Those old Tories who are always going on about the Sixties and the age of permissiveness being our downfall are probably right.”

“I had one artery that had lost its function and then they put another two stents in the junction near it as a preventative.”

“I never eat in a restaurant that's over a hundred feet off the ground and won't stand still.”

“Beware the hobby that eats.”

“The biggest and most deadly 'tax' rate on the poor comes from a loss of various welfare state benefits - food stamps, housing subsidies and the like - if their income goes up.”