“People's - most people's job is talking about the future or like money...” — Colin Quinn Quote

“People's - most people's job is talking about the future or like money not even in the present tense. It's not even paper.”

“You know how it is with writing. You just write what you want to write. There's no way to predict what is good or bad. You just do what you think is funny, and either it works or you're finished. It's impossible to predict anything.”

“That's the beauty of being a comedian - it's the one job you're allowed to do that. We're lucky. We're really lucky.”

“I couldn't imagine having to write a paper and have to think about what song I am going to sing.”

“Sean Penn's really the only one stupid enough to put anything down on paper.”

“If I read in a paper that somebody has said something about me, I'm going to take it with a pinch of salt; I really am!”