“If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.” — William Lyon Phelps Quote

“If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.”

“Those who decide to use leisure as a means of mental development, who love good music, good books, good pictures, good plays, good company, good conversation - what are they? They are the happiest people in the world.”

“The fear of life is the favorite disease of the 20th century.”

“When it comes to black female comedians, it's like, if you're not overweight, are you funny? There's rules, like, you can't be skinny and pretty and funny. I'm all three, sorry to break it to you.”

“I wake up every day and look at my own ugly mug in the mirror and don't think twice about it. The fact that other people might want to look at me still feels funny. It's flattering, but funny.”

“I like clever lyrics, funny lyrics, dumb lyrics. I can never put my finger on what I like about them.”