“Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.” — Oscar Levant Quote

“Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.”

“There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.”

“I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.”

“Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.”

“The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere.”

“And as - funny enough, it actually became - so I've always wanted to be a Guinness world record holder. And believe it or not, before I made this there was not a category for world's largest Nerf gun, but there is now.”