“I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.” — Jay London Quote

“I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.”

“At Motel 6 in Amish Country I wonder if they leave the light on for you?”

“My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.”

“I grew up playing hockey and some football, and I always think about the first time you walk into the locker room on a new team. The cliques are looking at you funny, and you make one friend, but then they're trying to stab you in the back.”

“Spinners are a funny breed. If they're playing on seaming pitches they moan and if they're about to play on real 'Bunsen burners' they reckon the pressure is on them.”

“People tend to think I'm funny and fluffy, but I can switch on a sixpence from extreme happiness to utter despair. I'm aware that doesn't make it easy for people sometimes.”