“Never take a solemn oath. People think you mean it.” — Norman Douglas Quote

“Never take a solemn oath. People think you mean it.”

“A man can believe a considerable deal of rubbish, and yet go about his daily work in a rational and cheerful manner.”

“The longer one lives, the more one realizes that nothing is a dish for every day.”

“I am certain there is too much certainty in the world.”

“I think your tendency when you play yourself is to accentuate something about you that you think is the funny thing about you.”

“My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not.”