“Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the...” — Robert Byrne Quote

“Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.”

“No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one.”

“Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who already left.”

“I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'”

“You asked what is the secret of a really good sketch. And it is a sketch is a small play. It's got a beginning, and a middle and an end. It should have a plot; it should have the characters, conflict. It is a little play. And in it, will be funny stuff.”

“That's something a lot of folks don't know about me - I'm pretty darn funny.”