“I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.” — George Burns Quote

“I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.”

“Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.”

“Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.”

“Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.”

“I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.”

“I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me.”