All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
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“All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.”
— Mitch Hedberg · Funny
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“All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.”
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“A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.”
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“In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is usually at a bar or out talking to people or whatever.”
“I don't spend much time on Twitter. I joined because I found it funny.”
“I wear black skinny-fit jeans - I can't get away from them. It's funny because I wore baggy jeans for ages, then one day my friend convinced me to try on a skinny pair and I thought they were great.”
“In the film world, and I know this from just talking to other people, that I'm known as a kind of dramatic, serious, almost humorless actor, and the fact is I'm a funny guy, and I spend most of my life trying to find a lighter side of things and on stage was given plenty of opportunity to do that.”
“I failed to make the chess team because of my height.”
“Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!”