“Every poker player is smarter than me.” — Penn Jillette Quote

Every poker player is smarter than me.

I'm not bothered by the idea of getting old, or I guess you could say by having arrived at old. I was 10 when my mom turned 55. For 1955, she was a very old mom.

I think one of the things about Donald Trump that's interesting is he lives in a rarified atmosphere where it's possible that he doesn't get enough feedback, enough people rolling their eyes at him. It's a danger more in show business than it is with wealth.

I like movies that are scary, but I don't want them to be dirt dumb. I want a movie that gets my blood racing, makes me laugh, but also gives me something to think about, with maybe a little sexy thrown in. Hollywood doesn't make movies like that.

I can't lie... My face always gives me away. I'm also pathetically bad at poker!

One of the downsides of being a poker pro is that people see exactly how you play.

At my first tournament, about four years ago, I got four twos. Now I have a poker problem. I do win every so often, so that's what keeps me going.

Every poker player, like every fisherman, needs to have a story in a box, and most poker stories are completely uninteresting.

I like to play poker, and tons of my friends do.