“I remember playing that tennis game with the two sticks, 'Pong.' That ...” — Ben Wallace Quote

“I remember playing that tennis game with the two sticks, 'Pong.' That was crazy when I first saw it. It's funny to think that 'Pong' blew me away since all it was was a ball going back and forth.”

“When I left high school, I wanted to go to Auburn, and they said they were going to let me go both ways. And my 'both ways' was 'football and basketball.' And their 'both ways' was 'offense and defense.' So it didn't work out for me.”

“I could score some points, but I take more satisfaction in blocking shots, rebounding and getting my teammates open shots.”

“It's funny, in literature no one ever goes to the lavatory.”

“There are many comics around who don't really have a feel for comedy. They can say outrageous things, have clever thoughts, and deliver some funny angles. But they are not genuinely funny.”

“I discovered that funny animal pictures - memes - would get a lot of likes and shares.”