Life Quotes Quote by Terry Pratchett — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the”

“The purpose of this lectchoor is to let you know where we are. We are in the deep cack. It couldn't be worse if it was raining arseholes. Any questions?”

“Studies have shown that an ant can carry one hundred times its own weight, but there is no known limit to the lifting power of the average tiny eighty-year-old Spanish peasant grandmother.”

“DEAFNESS DOESN'T PREVENT COMPOSERS HEARING THE MUSIC. IT PREVENTS THEM HEARING THE DISTRACTIONS.”

“There are hardly any excesses of the most crazed psychopath that cannot easily be duplicated by a normal kindly family man who just comes in to work every day and has a job to do.”

“How do you get all those coins?" asked Mort.”

“I should be happy, but instead I feel nothing. I feel a lot of nothing these days. I've cried a few times, but mostly I'm empty, as if whatever makes me feel and hurt and laugh and love has been surgically removed, leaving me hollowed out like a shell.”

“When you do something noble and beautiful and nobody noticed, do not be sad. For the sun every morning is a beautiful spectacle and yet most of the audience still sleeps.”

“The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.”

“I am afraid to show you who I really am, because if I show you who I really am, you might not like it--and that's all I got.”

“I always felt like you had to be important to have enemies.”

“Has it ever struck you that life is all memory, except for the one present moment that goes by you so quick you hardly catch it going?”