Humor Quote by Terry Pratchett — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Bursar?”

“This book was written using 100% recycled words.”

“How do you get all those coins?" asked Mort.”

“That's a nice song," said young Sam, and Vimes remembered that he was hearing it for the first time.”

“When in doubt, choose to live.”

“Granny was an old-fashioned witch. She didn’t do good for people, she did right by them.”

“Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.”

“Ask us no questions and we’ll tell you no lies.”

“Jocks usually aren't smart. Their muscles feast on their brains.”

“I was raised right — I talk about people behind their backs. It's called manners.”

“I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy.”

“I should never be left alone with my mind for too long.”