Humor Quote by Terry Pratchett — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Granny was an old-fashioned witch. She didn’t do good for people, she did right by them.”

“People who didn't need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn't need people.”

“Gods don't like people not doing much work. People who aren't busy all the time might start to think.”

“WHAT FOR IS THIS BOX PADDED? IS IT TO BE SAT ON? CAN IT BE THAT IT IS CAT-FLAVOURED?”

“Who shall I shoot? You choose. Now, listen very carefully: where's your coffee? You've got coffee, haven't you? C'mon, everyone's got coffee! Spill the beans!”

“This was not a fairy-tale castle and there was no such thing as a fairy-tale ending, but sometimes you could threaten to kick the handsome prince in the ham-and-eggs.”

“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”

“His mouth captured hers, trying to show her with his kiss what he was still learning to express in words. He loved her. He worshipped her. He'd walk across fire for her. He—”

“If possible, try to avoid pushing each other over the edge, as that would cause me extra paperwork.”

“I still love him so much I'll hide any amount of conjugated estrogen in his food. So much I'll do anything to destroy him.”

“I've won Satan's lottery.”

“Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing.”