“The only way it works with my standup is if it comes from a personal p...” — Melissa Villasenor Quote

“The only way it works with my standup is if it comes from a personal place.”

“I feel like there's a lot of color in Mexican art.”

“I've had bags under my eyes my whole life; it's just genetics. But if it's a slower day and I have more time to do my routine, I'll put eye cream on.”

“I really love standup because it's something that I've been literally doing for 40 years, which means I'm a thousand years old.”

“I just like doing standup, that's all I'm interested in or good at.”

“My standup is years and years of me working things out on the road. I'm really proud of it! A lot of it is about, well... I don't know why I feel this way, but I feel like every special or show I do is some variation on how I feel like I'm not a girl, not yet a woman.”