“The standup thing has been really fun, really seeing the United States...” — Jennifer Coolidge Quote

“The standup thing has been really fun, really seeing the United States instead of reading about it.”

“I am allergic to a certain kind of glue. Most eyelash glues are terrible, the glue in acrylic nails. I get a rash up my arm and face.”

“I figured New York was the closest I'd get here in America to Scotland.”

“I really love standup because it's something that I've been literally doing for 40 years, which means I'm a thousand years old.”

“I love standup, but it's self-indulgence. Me saying what I think and thinking people should listen to it.”

“It's a young man's game - standup comedy.”