Life Quotes Quote by Will Rogers — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.”

“I never met a man that I didn't like.”

“Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.”

“If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.”

“Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.”

“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”

“I need you to be happy. I need one of us to be happy.”

““There is an ecstasy that marks the summit of life, and beyond which life cannot rise. And such is the paradox of living, this ecstasy comes when one is most alive, and it comes as a complete forgetfulness that one is alive.”

“I was in the biggest breakdown of my life when I stopped crying long enough to let the words of my epiphany really sink in. That whore, karma, had finally made her way around, and had just bitch-slapped me right across the face. The realization only made me cry harder.”

“The future is meant for those who are willing to let go of the worst parts of the past. When you cannot take two steps without turning around to inspect your footsteps, you are getting nowhere fast.”

“Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.”