Humor Quote by Will Rogers — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.”

“I never met a man that I didn't like.”

“All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.”

“Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like.”

“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”

“Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.”

“What is it with you today?” says Christina on the way to breakfast. Her eyes are still”

“Hespe's mouth went firm. She didn't scowl exactly, but it looked like she was getting all the pieces of a scowl together in one place, just in case she needed them in a hurry.”

“I thought you said you were the one in charge!" Ce'Nedra exclaimed.”

“Locke sighed.”

“Nothing's a better cure for writer's block than to eat ice cream right out of the carton.”

“How in the name of Merlin's pants have you managed to get your hands on those Horcrux books?”