Humor Quote by Will Rogers — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.”

“If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.”

“Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.”

“Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like.”

“All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.”

“Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.”

“We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well made cocktail.”

“Hodor!”

“Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.”

“Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.”

“The Princess Andromeda?”

“Being a detective isn't all about torture and murder and monsters. Sometimes it gets truly unpleasant...The fate of the world may depend on whether or not you can bring yourself to visit your relatives.”