One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.George CarlinTheWorldMotivation.comTry New ThemeDownloadSharePin ItCopied to clipboard!“One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
“I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions.”George CarlinHumor
“This is a lttle prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess if they are going to force those kids to pray in schools they might as well have a nice prayer like this: Our Father who art in heaven, and to the republic for which it stands, thy kingdom come, one nation indivisible as in heaven, give us this day as we forgive those who so proudly we hail. Crown thy good into temptation but deliver us from the twilight's last gleaming. Amen and Awomen.”
“I like to go dancing, have a few beers. I like being alone, too. I have days where it's 'God, get me a shot of tequila.'”Justine BatemanTequila
“I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.”George CarlinAuthority
“If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?”George CarlinDeath