“One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.” — George Carlin Quote

“One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.”

“I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions.”

“This is a lttle prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess if they are going to force those kids to pray in schools they might as well have a nice prayer like this: Our Father who art in heaven, and to the republic for which it stands, thy kingdom come, one nation indivisible as in heaven, give us this day as we forgive those who so proudly we hail. Crown thy good into temptation but deliver us from the twilight's last gleaming. Amen and Awomen.”

“I like to go dancing, have a few beers. I like being alone, too. I have days where it's 'God, get me a shot of tequila.'”

“I rarely drink, but when I do, I prefer Tequila.”