“But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.” — Amy Sedaris Quote

“But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.”

“Whenever I do your show, sometimes I get a little check in the mail and then I take that check and buy a new pair of shoes, and then I wear those shoes the next time I do your show.”

“I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.”

“Of course, people told me, 'Mikey, you will never be an actor. You don't have the look. You're ugly.'”

“The bad you see in N.Y.C. is troubling to know when it rears its ugly head.”

“I'd rather win ugly than lose pretty.”