Best Insult Quotes to Inspire, Uplift & Motivate You Every Day

“So, sweeting, why were you threatening to throw Tate out of the house? What did he say?”

“Sir, I admit your general rule,”

“We almost made it to thirty seconds without an insult. I think we set a new record.”

“She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.”

“I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores.”

“I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall.”

“I can only assume," said Jace, "that mortal emotions amuse you because you have none of your own.”

“I'm calm," Rachel insisted. "Every time I'm around you, some monsters attack us. What's to be nervous about?”

“You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.”